Monday, June 26, 2006

Latest on Rush

The latest on rush's arrest record
from the AP

I am not sure what is more disturbing, the fact that he is an uncontrolable addict, or what he was actually busted for.

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours Monday at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.
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Customs officials found a prescription bottle labeled as Viagra in his luggage that didn't have Limbaugh's name on it, but that of two doctors, said
Paul Miller, spokesman for the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office.

A doctor had prescribed the drug, but it was "labeled as being issued to the physician rather than Mr. Limbaugh for privacy purposes," Roy Black, Limbaugh's attorney, said in a statement.

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement examined the 55-year-old radio commentator's luggage after his private plane landed at the airport from the Dominican Republic, said Miller.

The matter was referred to the sheriff's office, whose investigators interviewed Limbaugh. According to Miller, Limbaugh said that the Viagra was for his use, and that he obtained it from his doctors.

Investigators confiscated the drugs, which treats erectile dysfunction, and Limbaugh was released without being charged.

The sheriff's office plans to file a report with the state attorney's office. Miller said it could be a second-degree misdemeanor violation.

Limbaugh reached a deal last month with prosecutors who had accused the conservative talk-show host of illegally deceiving multiple doctors to receive overlapping painkiller prescriptions. Under the deal, the charge, commonly referred to as "doctor shopping," would be dismissed after 18 months if he continues to submit to random drug tests and treatment for his acknowledged addiction to painkillers.

Sunday, June 25, 2006

CHECK OUT THIS FILM

Wordplay

http://www.wordplaythemovie.com/

Its really really good. Ckeck it out. I swear you are going to like it.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Newest Charlie Pic

National Pee on Earth Day

Tomorrow is National Pee on Earth day. You can check it out at this website http://www.liquidgoldbook.com/news.html

So ladies and gentle man let it rip. Go out side and pee on very thing you see. Make every thing smell like the corner of 16th nd Mission.

I have to say something. People are way too obsessed wi their Urine. I have to say that one of the great conveniences of modern civilization is that me and my urine, dont have to spend so much time together. I dont like spending time with my urine. I dont like to "let it mellow", I dont like to drink my pee OR any one elses pee. I am not so thrilled when my goddess son pees on me but its understandable. I have friends that like to be peed on (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) and I actually dont like it when they tell me their latest golden shower story.

Now I may be conservative here, but I believe that peeing should be a private thing between you and your toilet. Unless of course its an emergency then behind a tree somewhere will do and you should not drink it by god. Your body got rid off it for a reason. You can call me a stick in the mud, but thats what I believe.

Thursday, June 08, 2006

I don't care about Anderson Coopers "apparent Homosexuality"


Dear Anderson Cooper:

I am writing you today to tell you that I am one of the very few people in lovely city of San Francisco, that does not care whether or not you are Gay.

I have to say that I thought about it. After your heartfelt reporting on Katrina, After the days of watching the anguish on your face as you waded through the shit an corpse infested flood waters of the streets of New Orleans and voiced the outrage that all of us were feeling. As we watched you go for days on end with out a sleeping, a decent meal, or a new outfit, I began to think about you.

I began to think this. Wow, this dude that all of my gay friends have a crush on, seems like a decent guy. And since I know that you are a "confirmed bachelor", I began thinking about which of my Gay BFs I would set you up with. I even settled on My Gay Husband Michael, mainly because you are half Southern and half Vanderbilt and I know that Michael adores Biltmore House.

I even began to plan your wedding. It would take place at the Biltmore Estate. Michaels people are from NC so its not that bad of a drive for them and for you it would be keeping it in the family. The simple ceremony, that I would officiate, would be followed by a killer reception that would be attended by all the right people. Vanity Fair and CNN would have joint coverage of the festivities.

I of course would "kill" as the officiate, people would come up to me and tell me how great I was, how deeply moved by the ceremony, how there had never been a wedding quite like it.

After that, I would become the wedding officiate to the Stars. I would even be asked to officiate Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's wedding that would take place in Africa, and be attended by their 10 illegitimate children, Bono, and the cast of Oceans 13. That's where I would meet George Clooney and we would marry and I would change my name, because I would not have to change any thing that I already had monogramed. Once I become Mrs. GC I would hang out with all the right people, Oprah would be my best friend.

George and I would become humanitarians like Brad and Angelina, we would travel the world doing good, making the planet better. We would of course allow you to interview us and for that exclusive interview, you would win a Pulitzer, or a Peabody, or an EMMY. I am not quite sure, or perhaps all three.

I told my friend Michael about my plans to set you guys up. He told me that you probably have other plans. He told me that you only date Black guys.

I mean that's cool and every thing, I have a serious thing for Jewish boys so I do understand being into a particular flavor of Man. But I have to tell you Anderson, (can I call you Anderson? ) you are missing out, my friend Michael is a catch. He is funny, intelligent, has a great sense of style and fries up a mean chicken to boot. I honestly think that you should give Michael a chance. I mean look at all you are giving up...an EMMY for Christ sake...

It was then, Anderson, that I stopped caring whether or not you were a homosexual. It does seem to be the talk of the town. I hear constant whisperings about your gayness. Those too cute to be straight remarks, the snide comments about being 40 something and being unattached, those coded remarks about your absent father and overbearing fashion designer mother. Blah Blah Blah.

I almost feel sorry for you, I mean I lost a parent and the last thing that I want happening is a bunch of queens sitting around deconstructing my personality, discussing whether or not mothers death influences who I am banging at the time. I mean I personally like to keep those things separate, don't you?

But I guess that's the price you pay for being famous.

I truly am sorry about that part.

But what I came to realize, Anderson, is that I don't care about your homosexuality, because it does not effect me in the least bit. Its not like I am ever going to meet you, or that you will date my friend. Its not like your gayness or non gayness effects the weather or if the BART runs on time. It is not like there is an Anderson Cooper is Gay holiday. Or that you live next door and the constant pounding of the Bass from your Erasure import collection keeps me up at night.

So I will leave the speculation on your Homosexuality to the gossipy queens with nothing better to do except have serious discussions on who is gay and who is not.

In closing Anderson, I would like to say that I hope you are not an asshole. Because your TV personality seems nice enough. And even though I don't care about your homosexuality, I would like to tell you to keep up the good work that you are doing. I hope you do win an award or something and that you are happy.


Much Love,

Genevieve