Gens Crackpot Theory #1

Dick Cheney and Baron Greenback are twins separated at birth.

(This is why I love the internet. Because I can put fourth my lies and someone will read them and perhaps believe them. )

The Greenback-Cheney connection is a sad tale of an interspecies relationship gone wrong. It starts way back in the year 1941. Mamma Cheney and Daddy Cheney gave birth at set of two hideously ugly twins. They were really so ugly that their mother asked if they could go back in and cook a little bit longer. They were so ugly that the moment their dad took one look at them and went blind. These half amphibious, half human creatures were products, of some serious inbreeding. If people saw these children together every one would know their hideous secret, that the mother and father were indeed brother and sister. And since the Daddy Cheney was now blind, they had to split up the family.

They decided to ship Baron Greenback off. They had some family in England, and thought that might be a good place. After all there was a war going on perhaps he would get blown up in the nightly bombings and no one ever know about "the family secret". Baron (Baron is his name not his title) survived the war taking advantage of his toadish appearance and his amphibious nature by hiding out in Bogs. The Germans didn't seem to be too interested in blowing up Bogs.

Dick, on the other hand had a nice child hood after that, despite being hideously ugly, he grew up and worked hard on the farm to support his mother and blind father. He grew into a man, went to college and met a nice lesbian woman, who married him despite his his looks. You see it was the early 60's it was still not cool to be a lez. So Dick and Lynne, made an agreement, she would marry him and have a child if he would let her write cowboy lesbian fiction.

Years pass. And as time goes by, despite the fact that millions of miles separated them, they became more and more alike. It was sort of scary, as Cheney was learning the political ropes from the likes of Nixon. Across the pond, The Baron was creating an empire of evil of his own. The Baron surrounded himself with close Allys such as his Nero and Stilleto who worshiped his evilness.

Baron and Dicks goals were the same, to make lots of money and to take over the world. Baron even legally changed his last name to Greenback in honor of his first goal. Dick .....What can I say about Dick in this respect, his carrier is full of these full things; Haliburton, The Tax Cut, the war in Iraq are all examples. There are also other ways that are similar. Baron and Cheney both live in bunker like evil lairs where they map out their nefarious plots to take over the world.

In the eighties, we witnessed Cheney rise to power in the Reagan and Bush administration. We also witnessed the Baron's attempt to take over the world, on the television show "Danger Mouse". Every day in the news we are seeing Cheney's plot coming to fruition.

Where is Danger Mouse when we need him?

Proof That They are Twins,

Dick Cheney

• Is Ugly (Ugly on the inside and on the outside)
• Is consumed with taking over the world. Is consumed with taking over the world.
• REALLY LOVE MONEY REALLY REALLY LOVES MONEY
• Scooter Libby Looks a lot like Stiletto
• Lives in a secret bunker

Baron Greenback

• Is Ugly
• Is consumed with taking over the world. Is consumed with taking over the world.
• REALLY LOVES MONEY REALLY REALLY LOVES MONEY
• Henchman=Stilletto
• Lives in a secret evil lair (same thing)