Crook List

Wonkette has compiled a list of crooks from the current leadership. Just to keep you up tp date. It gets all confusing.

THE CROOK LISTby Wonkette, 7th grade
(Surely we missed a few dozen. We’ll update this wretched thing as necessary.)
Thomas Noe — Coingate/Bush Pioneer indicted, convicted, imprisoned
David H. Safavian — Bush aide/Abramoff agent indicted, resigned, convicted, imprisoned
Michael Brown — resigns as FEMA boss after Katrina disaster
Scooter Libby — indicted, resigned
Jack Abramoff — indicted, convicted, imprisoned, still bringing people down
Lil’ Jacks — Ralph Reed, Grover Norquist, Michael Scanlon, Conrad Burns, John Doolittle, James Dobson, various other crooks
Duke Cunningham — indicted, resigned, convicted, imprisoned
Kyle “Dusty” Foggo — resigns No. 3 CIA post, investigated by CIA Inspector General over Hookergate
Porter Goss — resigns CIA chief job along with Foggo
Andrew Card — Resigns as CoS to “spend more time with family”
Scott McClellan — Resigns as WH spokesman to spend more time with Andrew Card’s family
Tom DeLay — resigns as Speaker and then as congressman for being a crook & all-around asshole
Phillip Merrill — ExIm Bank boss, undersecretary of defense & NATO ambassador, assassinated
William H. Lash — assistant secretary of commerce, “shoots self”
Bob Ney — indicted, convicted, resigns, rehab, prison
Ted Stevens — Feds raid family offices and homes in Alaska
Mark Foley — resigned, rehab, FBI investigating
Susan Ralston — resigned as Karl Rove’s special aide after Abramoff bribes revealed
Curt Weldon — FBI raids homes and offices of family and business associates; grand jury about to indict
Lester Crawford — resigns FDA, indicted by DoJ, pleads guilty
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